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You have made your way to the online home of THE WRESTLING SUPERSTAR, THE SECOND CITY SAINT, THE WINDY CITY WARRIOR, THE CHICAGO HOPE & THE CHI-TOWN THUG, , "Classic" Colt Cabana. With a rock solid 6'1" 245 pound frame, Colt tangles with top contenders from both the Heavyweight and Cruiserweight divisions. His skills in the ring, on the mic, and at rubix cube make him an unstoppable force in professional wrestling! Enjoy your visit and take your time getting to know Colt Cabana, America's Number One Freelance Wrestler, a little better. |
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(since 7/6/03)
"What can I say, man? I'm tired, I'm old, I'm a beat up old man, I'm not in ring shape, and I know every time I come here to IWA I gotta be on my game because some of the best young wrestlers in the world comptete right here in the IWA. How bout a hand for Superman Chris Hero? He cleaned my clock and busted me up here tonight and I got a lot of respect for him, and that kid Punk and the other kid Cabana. They're the stars of tomorrow, just like everyone in the back here at IWA. How bout an IWA chant? C'mon IWA, IWA, IWA... I come here every week and need to be in tip top shape to hang with these boys, but I just got one thing to say to all you fans here tonight that buy a ticket to see these guys bust their ass. FUCK ALL Y'ALL. You don't know shit you stupid fuckin marks. I hate each and every one of you rednecks. That's right. You pay to see me, faggot. And if I hear Tra-cy-sucks, Tra-cy-sucks, I'm gonna commt ultra mega mass homicide. Fuck you, you stupid marks. There. Spread that out among all 125 of ya.Yeeeee!" -Tracy Smothers
Kidd Russell in the studio!
Aaron Moorehead comes short of a first down...3rd and 3
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